Friday, February 8, 2008

Weird News - Primordial Ooze

"From that fateful day, when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea, and shouted to the cold stars, "I am Man," our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our own mortality.

But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of Science into the frightful face of Death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake.

We shall command the thunders, and penetrate, into the very womb, of impervious nature...herself."

-- Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks, "Young Frankenstein," 1974


Ooze and Oz not withstanding, here's the News, all you can use, unless you choose to refuse, and some of it's gonna be weird...

Weird News

No comments: